Saturday, May 22, 2010

Lets litter our country with brands!

Chutki Mouth Freshner (empty pouch)

Dabur Amla Hair Oil (empty bottle)

Wills Navy Cut (empty packet)

Crocin (Empty strip)

Aquafina (Empty bottle)

Frooty (Empty tatrapack)

Lay's (Empty packet)

Novino batteries (Empty packet)

Colgate (empty tube)

Maggi Sauce (empty sachet)

Sunsilk shampoo (empty sachet)

Britannia bread (empty polybag)

Good-Day busicuits (empty packet)

Reynolds (empty refill)

Philips (fused bulb)

Bikano Alu Bhujia (empty sachet)

Airtel (scratched recharge coupon)

Wrigley's Chewing gum (empty strip)

Vadilal Ice Cream (empty cups)

Cinthol (empty wrapper)

Munch (empty wrapper)

Pepsi (empty pet bottle)

Heyward's 5000 (Empty bottle)

Dixcy (empty packet)

LipGuard (empty tube)

Boroplus (empty tube)

.....and hundreds more

All these found littered all around me at a public place in a city in my country.

Each of these brands is worth hundreds or thousands of crores!

My country is truely on a roll!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Rich man's asset declaration

Total Assets = Rs.43,60,12,325/-

Breakup :

Goods never returned=98,20,000/-

Forced obligations taken=35,00,000/-

Tax not paid=5,82,65,741/-

Bribe received (Cash)=12,90,842/-

Bribe received (Kind)=66,43,005/-

Payments never made (later written off by harassed sellers)=37,44,365/-

Payments promised but still pending=76,70,000/-

Under-payments (mis-use of power & "connections")=1,10,26,855/-

Loans not returned=2,50,00,000/-

Willfully snatching others' share= 93,56,425/-

Under-invoicing=1,75,73,098/-

Over-pricing=2,22,48,742/-

Manipulation of Employees salary/bonus/PF/etc.=33,10,000/-

Under-payment/non-payment of Labourers & Coolies=4,35,550/-

Gold & Jewellery=2,00,00,000/-

Houses=3,50,00,000/-

Household goods=86,87,500/-

Cars and capital goods=65,00,000/-

wrongful take-over of property share from brothers/sisters=1,25,00,000/-

Benami Stock investments=50,00,000/-

Benami investments=1,65,25,000/-

Benami bank account deposits=1,50,00,000/-

Receivables=1,00,000/-

Fraudulent (general) insurance claims=1,50,00,000/-

Earned = Rs.33,15,202/-

Over-invoicing of charity= 85,00,000/-

Misc mis-appropriation=Rs.10,00,00,000/-