A youngman was rejected in the Administrative Service interview due to his answer to the question
"Define Democracy."
But he got selected as the State General Secretary of a political party with the same answer.
His answer was
"Government by the party, of the party, for the party"
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Red Light area
"Papa! what is a red light area?" a child asked his father after returning from his school.
The father was aghast to hear the question!!!
"Where did you hear that?" he asked the child.
"Two persons were talking about it near the Common Wealth Games village. What's a red light area, Papa!"
"Its a bad thing, son. Its an area where pride is sold for money."
This was the most sober answer the father could think of.
"But Papa, why were those people talking about this bad thing there? There was nobody selling pride around!" Children are notorious for stretching the wrong questions!)
"They might have seen nation's pride being sold somewhere around, son!"
The child was furious to hear that!
He loved his country the most!
"Can't we buy back the pride, Papa!" he asked.
"Pride can be sold but can't be bought, son!"
The child went sad to hear that.
He remained silent for some time and then again quipped
"Papa! Is it necessary that pride can be sold only where there is a red light?"
"No, son! It has nothing to do with a red light!"
"Why don't they put red lights everywhere the pride of nation is being sold, Papa? This way the bad people can be caught and punished."
"This can't be done,son. Otherwise the entire country will be visible even from the space!"
The father was aghast to hear the question!!!
"Where did you hear that?" he asked the child.
"Two persons were talking about it near the Common Wealth Games village. What's a red light area, Papa!"
"Its a bad thing, son. Its an area where pride is sold for money."
This was the most sober answer the father could think of.
"But Papa, why were those people talking about this bad thing there? There was nobody selling pride around!" Children are notorious for stretching the wrong questions!)
"They might have seen nation's pride being sold somewhere around, son!"
The child was furious to hear that!
He loved his country the most!
"Can't we buy back the pride, Papa!" he asked.
"Pride can be sold but can't be bought, son!"
The child went sad to hear that.
He remained silent for some time and then again quipped
"Papa! Is it necessary that pride can be sold only where there is a red light?"
"No, son! It has nothing to do with a red light!"
"Why don't they put red lights everywhere the pride of nation is being sold, Papa? This way the bad people can be caught and punished."
"This can't be done,son. Otherwise the entire country will be visible even from the space!"
Sunday, September 12, 2010
"Was it you ?!!!"
A man came home and found his God weeping!
He was shocked beyond words!
"What happened, God!"
"I want to go!" God replied
"Why God, Why?" the man asked with eyes wide open in utter disbelief!!!
"I am feeling suffocated with you!"
"But why, God! I love you so much!"
"No, you don't!" God said firmly, wiping his tears!
"No, Never, God! I can't even think of that!"
"You ridicule me, you hate me, hurt me, you have bad feelings for me, you curse me, you hit me, threaten me......"!
"Oh, God! What on Earth made you feel that!
I can't even think of doing all this to you!
I always thought I was your favourite child.
I worshipped you religiously.
I never forget you even for a moment.
I did a lot of charity in your name.
Then why have you slapped me with these unimaginable sins!"
"My child! You ridiculed me when you saw my children worshipping me during Ganesh Chaturthi!
You hurt me when you saw my other sons and daughters bowing in front of me during Ramzan!
You had bad feelings towards me when my children were singing hymns during Gurpurb!
You cold shouldered me when my kids were pouring milk on me during Shiv Ratri!
You looked the other way with bad feelings when my children were praying to me on Christmas!
You were rude to my children wearing white strip on their mouth!
You hit my kids when they were coming to me enmass on the Abhidhamma Day!
You threatened my young ones when they were reading Kitáb-i-Aqdas!
You disturbed my children when they were performing Shema!
You have also hurt my many other kids!
...........You have hurt me. You don't love me. I feel suffocated here. Let me go!"
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"Oh God! Was it you !? How can it be you!!!"
God turned his back
and removed his shirt
"Here! Look at these marks!"
He was shocked beyond words!
"What happened, God!"
"I want to go!" God replied
"Why God, Why?" the man asked with eyes wide open in utter disbelief!!!
"I am feeling suffocated with you!"
"But why, God! I love you so much!"
"No, you don't!" God said firmly, wiping his tears!
"No, Never, God! I can't even think of that!"
"You ridicule me, you hate me, hurt me, you have bad feelings for me, you curse me, you hit me, threaten me......"!
"Oh, God! What on Earth made you feel that!
I can't even think of doing all this to you!
I always thought I was your favourite child.
I worshipped you religiously.
I never forget you even for a moment.
I did a lot of charity in your name.
Then why have you slapped me with these unimaginable sins!"
"My child! You ridiculed me when you saw my children worshipping me during Ganesh Chaturthi!
You hurt me when you saw my other sons and daughters bowing in front of me during Ramzan!
You had bad feelings towards me when my children were singing hymns during Gurpurb!
You cold shouldered me when my kids were pouring milk on me during Shiv Ratri!
You looked the other way with bad feelings when my children were praying to me on Christmas!
You were rude to my children wearing white strip on their mouth!
You hit my kids when they were coming to me enmass on the Abhidhamma Day!
You threatened my young ones when they were reading Kitáb-i-Aqdas!
You disturbed my children when they were performing Shema!
You have also hurt my many other kids!
...........You have hurt me. You don't love me. I feel suffocated here. Let me go!"
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"Oh God! Was it you !? How can it be you!!!"
God turned his back
and removed his shirt
"Here! Look at these marks!"
Thursday, September 2, 2010
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