An honestly corrupt official went to his sister's house on Rakshabandhan.
She tied Rakhi on his wrist and put a 'tilak' on his forehead!
He gave her a watch and Rs.1001.
"What Bhaiyya, You make 2% in every deal. Each of your deal is worth a few crores. And you are giving me this?"
"So, what does my sweet sister want!"
"Promise me that you will save me harrassment from every corrupt official for entire life."
"That I can't, sister."
"But I promise that I will keep giving you enough bucks to effortlessly keep bribing your way thru them!"
The sister nodded with a beaming face!
"Thank you, Bhaiyya!"
"Happy Rakshabandhan!"
"Happy Rakshabandhan!"
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